Singles | Female Dog
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FD001:
you’re a ho
such a ho
a dirty ho
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FD002: i love you
because you cook
me dinner.
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FD003: i love you
because you let me
go shopping.
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FD004: i love you
because you let me
watch sports.
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FD005: happy
birthday! you look
fantastic for your age.
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FD006: fabulous!
you’re finally out
of the closet.
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FD007: a new
home! i know of
a good handyman.
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FD008: a new
baby! have fun
changing diapers.
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FD009: thanks
for nothing.
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FD010:
congratulations
we never thought
you’d actually make it.
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FD011: on your
wedding day may you
not get cold feet.
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FD012: on your
wedding day may you
not be hung over.
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FD013: bravo on
your divorce.
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FD014: here comes
peter cottontail grab
yer gun.
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FD015: a baby on
the way! pull it
together.
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FD016: you’re
engaged! elope.
