Singles | Female Dog

  • you’re a ho such a ho a dirty ho

    FD001:
    you’re a ho
    such a ho
    a dirty ho

  • i love you because you cook me dinner

    FD002: i love you
    because you cook
    me dinner.

  • i love you because you let me go shopping

    FD003: i love you
    because you let me
    go shopping.

  • i love you because you let me watch sports

    FD004: i love you
    because you let me
    watch sports.

  • happy birthday! you look fantastic for your age

    FD005: happy
    birthday!
    you look
    fantastic for your age.

  • fabulous! you’re finally out of the closet

    FD006: fabulous!
    you’re finally out
    of the closet.

  • a new home! i know of a good handyman

    FD007: a new
    home!
    i know of
    a good handyman.

  • a new baby! have fun changing diapers

    FD008: a new
    baby!
    have fun
    changing diapers.

  • thanks for nothing

    FD009: thanks
    for nothing.

  • congratulations we never thought you’d actually make it

    FD010:
    congratulations
    we never thought
    you’d actually make it.

  • on your wedding day may you not get cold feet

    FD011: on your
    wedding day may you
    not get cold feet.

  • on your wedding day may you not be hung over

    FD012: on your
    wedding day may you
    not be hung over.

  • bravo on your divorce

    FD013: bravo on
    your divorce.

  • here comes peter cottontail grab yer gun

    FD014: here comes
    peter cottontail
    grab
    yer gun.

  • a baby on the way! pull it together

    FD015: a baby on
    the way!
    pull it
    together.

  • you’re engaged! elope

    FD016: you’re
    engaged!
    elope.