- my hair is now officially my least favorite feature
- you kept me sober all night
- my fare and i officially know all the detours in town
- that was the most painful cup of coffee i've ever had
- you may as well have spit in my food
- you are blocking my driveway
- cell phone users anonymous is down the hall
let them know what you really think with these seven crass cards printed on duplex paper. cards measure 2.5" x 3.25" and are packaged in a take-along tin for handy access. tin contains one of each card.