SM001: inside reads "do it next week instead."
SM002: inside reads "unless it's super funny."
SM003: inside reads "unless it's on your new cashmere sweater."
SM004: inside reads "but i can't blame you for wanting to be just like me."
SM005: inside reads "unless you dine and dash."
SM006: inside reads "but seriously, what are some people thinking?"
SM007: inside reads "unless he drank it the night before."
